I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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