Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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