$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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