Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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