He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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