i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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