He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
