I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
