is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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