We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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