I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My breasts were aching with rage.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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