come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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