He is an equal opportunity slut.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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