Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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