i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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