Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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