You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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