Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My vagina just clenched in fear
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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