You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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