I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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