Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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