ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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