Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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