Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
