To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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