I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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