Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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