Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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