Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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