Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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