You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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