....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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