Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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