you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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