Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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