Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
