Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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