i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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