she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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