I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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