I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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