Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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