What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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