It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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