i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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