Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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