Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You were trust falling into bushes
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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