Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
