so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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