sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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